Sir, there is a John Watson on your chin.

Here, have a closer look. This is one of the ten glow in the dark hedgehog nightlights that I purchased from China. I was beginning to doubt that they would even make it to the States by the time school ended.

This may possibly be the stupidest purchase that I have ever made online. And I am pleased.

GLOW IN THE DARK JOHN WATSONS. YOU HAVE ARRIVED.

I almost didn’t think you would.

bbcsherlockftw:

HERE IS A DISTRESSED JOHN WATSON CHIPMUNK

I need this on my ipod. the audio. omg.

NEED TO REBLOG OKAY YEAH.

bunnyfood:

(via Cute Overload)

Jawn. Jawn, what are you do- Jawn.

When the striped jumper isn’t appropriate, you wear the striped tie.

Or maybe that’s just his jumper folded up carefully.

Sherlock, your pockets are in the front or over your butt, make up your mind.

Is it just me or are they always looking up?

Perhaps Holmes’s lack of hygiene has attracted flies…

Today I felt very much like a female!John Watson, after buying that sweater.

The woman brought me a heart in a cooler this evening. Of course, she wouldn’t give it to me unless I accompanied her to the opera. Oh the sacrifices I make. John followed us, for some reason.
-Sherlock Holmes.